THIS MAN COULD SELL YOU ANYTHING | Jacksepticeye's Funniest Home Videos
Hello everybody!,And welcome back to "Jacksepticeye's Funniest Home Videos"!,Where we're-,*Kim Possible Ring Tone Plays*,Hold on.,Yeah?,*Inaudible mumbling from phone*,What do you mean?,*person on the phone speaking again*,That's stupid.,*Person turns into Godzilla*,O- okay! Ge-,Okay,,the higher-ups have called, haha...,Our SPONSORS have told us that,The show can no longer use the term 'l****', umm.,I'm even gonna get sued just for saying it here, right now.,So, they came up with a new term.,A new term- Our new slogan for the show is-,This is our new phrase for the show..,*unimpressed clap*,Super funny...,I mean, yes! I love it.,Come on, say it with me!,*Jack makes fart noises from effort because he hates this*,Bi-...,L A U G H,Ya can't keep us down from laughing on this show!,This is "Jacksepticeye's '𝘍𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘦𝘴𝘵' Home Videos"!,Not Jacksepticeye's Old Lady Bingo Hour.,Okay, we're here for the laughs! We're here to have fun!,We're here...,...to look at more products, 'cause,they're the funniest things to react to and everyone seems to like them,more than anything else I do on this show.,So, I'm gonna react to more silly products again, okay? SHUT UP, my elves went out and got them,Okay?? My elves have been gone for a while!,We haven't seen them for like two weeks and then they finally come back and they're like:,"Oh, we just got more of the same cause you didn't tell us what to get",So some of it is kind of on me. So- shut UP!,(Infomercial) "Everyone loves butter!",Okay, we're like two seconds into this and they're already accusing me. They're already labeling everyone-,They're already generalizing everybody. "Everybody loves butter.,Don't you, fatass?","But getting it out of the fridge, out of the wrap, and onto your-",*Butter destroys building. Butter did 9/11, CoNfIrMeD.*,Come on! No one does that.,What kind of fucking dry piece of Earth that you're trying to put -butter- on.,Good Lor-I just- I'm trying but- the fucking-,BAH!,Damn it all!,(Infomercial) "Introducing EZ butter, the fast, easy and safe way to cut-",Jack: HELL YES!
"your butter everyday",Infomercial kid: "That's totally awesome",Jack: That actually is awesome.,Infomercial dad: "That is amazing.",Voice over: "Just open the top slide in your butter or margarine and give a simple click.",Oh, man. It's gonna make dinner time and bedroom time a whole lot easier.,If you want some lube for those mashed potaters,just go on up and EZ butter your asshole baby. It's time to get wild.,I also love that they're sitting around the kitchen table and they're just like,*click noise*,Wow, that's great. You use it now dad,*click noise*,That's awesome!,We're a real family and not paid aCTORRSS!,(Voice over) "With a perfect pat size everytime- guaranteed.,So you'll never have to take out the knife and the greasy butter dish-",Jack: Not ye- Oh God- LOO- OHH..Look at that! Somebody already had the butter up their ass!,And they tried to put it back at the kitchen table to pretend like no one knew but,mMmMm, I can smell it. That's wrong!,Also, I thought the problem was that the,putting the butter ONTO the bread was the issue you were a fucking idiot you,broke everything. Getting the butter out of the container wasn't the problem.,For that one, at least.,(Voice over) "Just squeeze and you prep your pans in seconds! And that makes it super for sandwiches,,perfect for potatoes-",Jack: Wow.,"Great on your greens-",Okay, if you're gonna be eating your greens anyway,,please do not slather your greens in butter.,If you're gonna be eating the greens, eat the greens. They're delicious on their own.,They're gonna make you feel good and healthy, please don't slather them in butter.,We already have an overweight problem in this world.,Come on, EZ butter!,(Voice over) "And only EZ butter has a built-in measuring system with exactly four slices per tablespoon.,So, it's great for baking!",Jack: I...Don't know what that means.,"...as your kitchen stays cleaner."
Jack: 4 slices per tablespoon?,"...EZ Butter goes right back into your fridge until next time.",Jack: Whoo, I can't wait to butter my muffins!,Wait, that sounds weirdly sexual.
*laughs adorably*,"And kids absolutely love it.",Infomercial kid: "I LOVE BUTTER!",*Jack laughs his ass off *,I love butter, Dad!,Can't squeeze it myself because of my stupid baby hands, but I love butter!,(Voice over) "So stop the overcut, the undercut, the knife stickers.",Jack: Just make it stop! (Voice over) the Crumb Flicker,Make it stop! Make this butter monstrosity end,(Jack, in dramatic movie voice)
Coming soon to a theater near you-,THE BUTTERNING: Half a Slice,(Normal Jack)
or actually four slices per tablespoon.,"Just enjoy the simple pleasure of having a perfectly measured pat of butter every time.",Just enjoy the simple pleasure of a heart attack. *devolves into giggling*,THE BUTTERNING...,...I can get double fat for ten dollars?,Why would you even put it on anything? You guys are all missing the point of this thing,Why are you squeezing it
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Takeoff - Casper (Official Video)
Takeoff - Casper (Official Video)
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SCOTTI, IT REEK (EW) ♪,♪ GELATO
BISCOTTI, IT STINK (EW) ♪,♪ FUCK 12, NIGGA
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Buju Banton - Blessed
Buju Banton - Blessed
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these rich kids are lying to you
these rich kids are lying to you
all of this deception and shenanigans,for what's a pretty mediocre finance app,that's it that's my intro,hey everybody you're watching small,entertainment and today we are talking,about the allegedly fraudulent app oops,and their marketing scheme of sorts on,Tick Tock now I say allegedly because I,don't want to get sued I honestly have,no idea if they have the money to sue me,so it may be irrelevant stop me if,you've seen this video on Tick Tock,here's how I spent my fifteen thousand a,month allowance as a college student in,New York City how I budget my 15K month,allowance is 18 year old student I don't,like living on campus so I rent I drink,at least one coffee a day I eat out,every day and always pay for my friends,I love shopping I always have the,renting a test for taking Ubers and last,time spending too much money at Trader,Joe's now obviously a video with a,premise like that gets people fired up,especially on tick toss video got a lot,of stitches Duets reactions I remember,seeing other videos from the same girl I,didn't remember what the screen name was,but I remember these videos from the,same girl and the way that these videos,are all structured is it's like what a,tech Billionaire's daughter spends in,one week or something like that and then,it goes into this person showing what,they spend in a week using the oops app,without fail the comment section what,app is this it's the oops app does not,tag oops app does not have oops app in,the caption but every single video,almost without fail comes back to the,oops app regardless of what it is it's,some form of an advertisement for the,oops app the 15K a month allowance video,came from the Venus Maslow Tick Tock,account yes I have notes I was tracking,this I I I'm Charlie Day with the with,the map string on the wall and all of it,I I've cracked it I've cracked the code,now uh in my investigation I have found,at least six,six individual Tick Tock accounts now,one of them is inactive there's no,videos but it's the same profile picture,same name type of thing so it's mostly,five okay but there's technically six,that I have so far found associated with,this app of this trend all the same,people or at least the same two sisters,and then one blonde girl and then one,dude and then probably more people as,well but these are the four main people,that I'm seeing I clicked on the Venus,account and I was like you know what I,gotta find these other videos because I,think this could be a good YouTube video,to investigate this and talk about you,know how this isn't okay it's a,violation of the FPC guidelines for,Content creation and advertising in,general and so I was like okay I'm gonna,start looking and then I realized,the rich kid series that I was familiar,with were not on this account there was,other things on this account that we can,talk about for example um the most,recent four videos on that page were all,the same content with the same guy uh it,was like uh what a business major spends,what an econ student spends and it was,all the same meat of the video but the,intro was different and the captions,were different asking ivy league,students about their money this is how,much an econ major spends in the month,interviewing random people on the street,hello it's how much a finance major,spends in the week photography's on Elon,Musk Steve Jobs Peter 2 Adderall and,vitamin protein powder new Mac coffee,subscription the weekend trip to Boston,I was like okay where's the rest of,these videos but I remember the word,Rich King so I searched rich kids in,Tick Tock set it through the last month,because that's when I remember seeing,the videos within the last month or two,and I found the college with Emilia,account I was confused by this because I,was like okay this is the other girl,because in someone Venus Maslow's videos,there was a girl who looked very similar,to her but I was convinced it was not,the same person and I don't know if that,was my own mental health being like that,is two different people my face,blindness acting up or that is the same,person her hair is just different and,it's not the same person in my brain no,it was two different girls okay but they,both had the same accent that type of,thing very similar they're sisters okay,at the very least I think they're,actually sisters and there's two girls,on this account as well the whereas on,the other Venus Maslow account there was,only a few videos that had the the one,girl that has the longer hair one of,them has shorter more bleached hair and,the other one has like longer blonde,hair this same thing happened on the,Venus account as well where some of the,older videos are like here's how to save,money like legitimate Financial advice,it's the weirdest thing I don't know if,it was just like a way to get,categorized as Finance going to 8am,classic class after three mental,breakdowns and zero dollars in my bank,account so this first video I thought,because when I first watched it I didn't,remember seeing this
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Omens Above | Critical Role | Campaign 3, Episode 19
Omens Above | Critical Role | Campaign 3, Episode 19
MATT: Hello, everyone,
and welcome,to tonight's episode
of Critical Role,where a bunch of us
nerdy-ass voice actors,sit around and
play Dragons & Dragons.,ALL: We play
Dungeons & Dragons!,MATT: Biff the timing
on the intro.,(laughter),MATT: But yes, welcome.,Before we get into
our episode tonight,we do have some
announcements to get through,beginning with our
sponsor for tonight,,which is not
on this list here.,SAM: Thorum.
MATT: Thorum!,There we go.
I found it, Thorum, Sam,,go ahead and take it away.
SAM: Tonight's sponsor,is Thorum, T-H-O-R-U-M,,makers of unique
wedding bands,,handcrafted out of
everything from meteorite,to whiskey barrel, all true.
(oohing),SAM: Right? Made right
here in the USA,,Thorum has been making
rings for 10 years,and takes pride in their
amazing customer service,,quality, and original designs.,Each purchase includes
a free silicone--,Oh, I don't have them.
A free silicone activity band,and a wooden ring box.
This is not wooden,or a ring box. And they
make the process easy,by offering ring sizers--,LAURA: Ooh!,SAM: So you can size
yourself at home.,LAURA: You can also
wear them as rings.,SAM: Yep. Sure.
LAURA: Because they're so fancy.,SAM: So, whether you
need a wedding ring,,anniversary ring, or a ring
that just looks awesome,,head over to thorum.com and
use promo code Criticalrole.,There's a lot of
talking over here,,but it's okay,
I'm going to focus.,Use code Criticalrole
to get 20% off,a truly unique ring.,They are unique, but
they're also romantic.,Now, one of the most romantic
stories I've ever heard,is how Travis proposed
to Laura back in 2010.,Now, our audience might not
be familiar with the story,,so tonight we're
going to share it,using Thorum rings
as featured props.,Now, Travis and Laura
get embarrassed,about their lovey-doveyness,,so for this dramatization,
Liam and Ashley,will be playing the
soon-to-be Willinghams.,TRAVIS: No!
SAM: To set the--,LAURA: This is why you
wouldn't let us see the copy!,SAM: Yes.
(laughter),SAM: To set the stage,
the year is 2010,and Laura and Travis
have just gone,on a spectacular date.,ASHLEY: Hoo doggy, Laura,
a double feature,of "Jonah Hex"--
TRAVIS: Are you me?!,ASHLEY: And
M. Night Shyamalan's,"The Last Airbender.",What a rootin' tootin'
night at the movies.,(laughter),LIAM: This date has
been perfect, Travis.,TRAVIS: Oh my god.,LIAM: Book shopping
at Borders,,dinner at Ruby Tuesdays,,and thanks for picking up--
LAURA: Ruby Tuesdays!,LIAM: -- that charger
at RadioShack.,(laughter),LIAM: I wanted to take
a self photo of us,to remember this
amazing night.,(laughter),ASHLEY: Ooh!,Whoa, is that an Apple iPad?,LIAM: Uh-huh, first of
its kind, say cheese!,Click.
SAM: It's 2010, guys.,Okay.
TRAVIS: We didn't have those,in the day.,LIAM: Oh, I wish
I could apply,some sort of filter
to this picture,and instantly share
it on social media,,but unfortunately, no such,instant photo sharing
site exists.,(laughter),MATT: Unfortunate?
ASHLEY: You know, Button Butt,,which is my actual
pet name for you,,we're both like
22 now, and...,And I love you so hard.,(laughter),ASHLEY: Have you ever
thought about our future?,LIAM: Sure, Spanky Pants,,which is my legitimate
pet name for you,,I have dreams.,My agent just
sent an audition,for something called
"The Last of Us,",and thinks I've
got a real shot,at the lead role, Ellie.,(laughter)
ASHLEY: Ooh!,And I totally nailed
my audition for Joel,,but I'm not talking
career goals.,Lord knows I'm not
a business-savvy man.,LIAM: Oh! What
an understatement.,You, Travis Willingham,
making business decisions?,Ridiculous!
ASHLEY: Ha ha ha.,LIAM: You're an actor,
not a CEO!,(laughter)
ASHLEY and LIAM: Ha ha ha.,ASHLEY: Babe, I'm talking
about more serious stuff.,I was watching my favorite
brand new TV show, "Glee,",and I realized I don't ever
want to stop believing,in our relationship, Pinky Pie.
TRAVIS: Am I like that?,(laughter),LIAM: Oh, Pookie Lamb,
I feel the same way.,ASHLEY: Oh...,SAM: Where is it,
where is it?,The ring!,ASHLEY: That's why,
with this custom-made,,Thorin wedding band,
I'd like to ask you--,SAM: Thorum.,ASHLEY: To be
my gol'durn wife.,LAURA: Thorum.,Thorum wedding band.,ASHLEY: What'd I say?
SAM: Thorin.,It was in the prompter wrong.,ASHLEY: Sorry, I'm thinking,Thorin Oakenshield,
SAM: No, I wrote it wrong.,ASHLEY: It's my bad.,LIAM: Pretend to cry!,ASHLEY: (sobbing),LIAM: Travis Ashley
Parker Angel Willingham,,are you sobbing like a bebe?,ASHLEY: Yes, I am.,I cry every time I'm with you,because I'm so in touch
with my feelings!,LIAM: You're such a sensitive
soft boy, and I love you.,ASHLEY: So, you're saying?,LIAM: Yes, Travis, yes,
I will marry you,,a thousand times yes!,Just as long as you promise,we won't do any
nerdy stuff ever.,(laughter),ASHLEY: That is a promise.,Yee-haw!,(laughter),LIAM: And scene.,SAM: Yes!
That's how it went down.,100% accurate.,So, go to thorum.com and
use promo code CRITICALROLE,to get 20% off a ring for
your romantic occasions.,Matt, back to you.,TRAVIS: Oh.
MARISHA:
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The Howling Mines | Critical Role: THE MIGHTY NEIN | Episode 6
The Howling Mines | Critical Role: THE MIGHTY NEIN | Episode 6
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