I Bought The First 5 Things TikTok Ads Recommended To Me
(upbeat music),♪ This is Safiya's new intro song! ♪,- Hello friends, and
welcome to another video.,This week, I'm gonna be
buying the first five things,that TikTok ads recommend to me.,That's right, I'm gonna be giving TikTok,even more of my personal
information, a questionable move.,So, over the past few years,,we've done a few experiments
that involve buying products,from targeted ads across
social media platforms,,like Facebook, Instagram,
YouTube, and Snapchat,to see if their ad
algorithms and analytics,could match me to things I might like.,And a few months ago,,I finally relented and downloaded TikTok,,and lo and behold, there were
ads and abs, but mostly ads.,Now in general, TikTok has
actually become an environment,where companies and people interact a lot,,so I think a lot of businesses see TikTok,as a good marketing opportunity.,- Thank you Little Caesars,for the life size plush replica of me!,- And in terms
of the ads I've seen,,there's quite a wide variety.,(dramatic music),- I have been dreaming of
marriage with a rich girl.,- I've gotten ads for parks,,ads for like fake veneers and
ads for working for TikTok.,Some are for super small Etsy shops.,Some are for larger corporations.,Some play into TikTok trends,,or try to mimic the normal videos,you might see on your for you page,,and some are incredibly
low effort and confusing.,Like, what is this product,
and why is it so pixelated?,And I also know that other
people notice these ads as well,and can relate to getting blasted,by the same one for weeks on end.,- This is a plea to the
marketing people at HALARA.,Please, stop targeting me to
buy your mini tennis dress.,- Every time they open the app.,- Wow, I sure love my HALARA dress.,(sobs) It's, it's really cute!,- But TikTok does have a
very targeted algorithm.,I should know. I've been on
Edgar Allen Poe Tok before,,so maybe they do know best,,and maybe I will like
the things they show me.,So that's what we're gonna
do, buy the first five things,that TikTok ads recommend
to me and see how they do.,All right, so a couple of
quick disclaimers here.,One is that I'm gonna be
pretty much just ignoring,the first ad that comes up
right when you open the app,,because I usually find that
those are for movies, TV shows,or big companies like Credit Karma,,and I'm more interested in
their normal ad inventory,rather than the big banner ones,,which feel less targeted overall.,The other disclaimer is that
rather than just sitting,in one spot and just scrolling,until I get to all of the ads,,I'm gonna open the app up multiple times,throughout the day and
get my five ads that way,,just because that more closely replicates,the way I use TikTok on the daily,,compulsively opening the app,,scrolling through a few videos,,feeling guilty about wasting
time and then closing the app.,Alright, and with that,
let's ruin my algorithm.,Alright, so I've been scrolling,,and TikTok gave me a pretty good ad here.,This is an ad for Pizza
Hut's new limited edition,,streetwear line, Tastewear.,- They don't just sell pizza
anymore. They make streetwear.,And it's called Tastewear,
so let's get into it.,- Yes, that's right, Pizza
Hut made a track suit,,and they're advertising it to
me, which is weirdly targeted.,I am not necessarily the
world's biggest Pizza Hut fan,,but I am a huge fan of companies,doing weird PR things, including clothing.,KFC Crocs, sign me up.
Peeps Crocs, I'm there.,Pizza Hut parka, I mean, I have that.,I don't actually follow a
lot of brands on TikTok,,but I have posted a fair amount of videos,with weird clothing, including
the aforementioned Crocs,,so maybe that's what tipped them off.,So I am gonna get all of this
stuff, or as much as I can.,They have a jumpsuit that's inspired,by the plaid tablecloths
at Pizza Hut restaurants.,Then I'm gonna get their
T-shirt that is inspired,by their stained glass chandeliers,,and I'm also gonna get the slides.,They do also have a necklace,
which I'm gonna grab.,The pizza chain, oh I just
got that...pizza chain.,It's a pizza chain about the pizza chain,,Pizza Hut, pizza chain.,Two notes here, one is
that the iconic red cup,was sadly already sold out,,and also that this is not that cheap,,specifically, the track
suit is kind of expensive,,which I wouldn't really
expect from Pizza Hut,,but we're gonna get it anyways.,Dude, we're definitely gonna have to go,to Pizza Hut in this.,- You're gonna
be drippin' in Pizza Hut.,- I'm going to be as greasy
(laughing) as a Pizza Hut pizza,,sorry for the slander.,Alright, so I just got another ad,for what seems to be an
electronics mystery box.,It's from this account
called, What the Boxio,,and it's sort of cryptic.,It's almost like a cliffhanger.,This dude is just like, "Hey,
you need a box, go get one!",- So you guys know we've got
boxes, boxes, and more boxes.,I can't show you guys what's in there,,but I can tell you guys,,you guys need to go buy
one as soon as possible.,- He also does a nice sheesh at the end.,Wow, I felt so weird doin
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10 Funny Food Porn Commercials
10 Funny Food Porn Commercials
three months,eat like you mean it,the western bacon cheeseburger with,smoky barbecue sauce now get two for,just five bucks only at carl's jr,oh devour,say my name i'm talking to you creamy,white cheddar mac and cheese with bacon,can you feel it you like that don't you,oh you taste so creamy the little sounds,your crispy bacon makes drive me crazy,you naughty little,did you just spank your lunch,yes,nice,food you want a fork,introducing devour,chocolate whopper,coming soon,maybe,my boyfriend is addicted to frozen food,porn,he watches it at least two to three,times a day,maybe more,the other day i found his hidden stash,this addiction has turned him into a,three-minute man,i tried to spice things up,but it didn't really work,he's doing it as much at work as he is,at home,now we are into amateur food videos it's,so hot,this addiction can happen to anyone,it's hard to resist,ah,huh,foreign,never know how much i love you,never know how much i care,when you put your arms around me,i get a fever that's so hard to bear you,give me fever,when you kiss me a fever when you're,home,you may not know this about me,but i'm a total neat freak,i like things that are clean,crisp,and tasty,and while the best things in life are,messy,who said salads can't be hot,the new cranberry apple walnut grilled,chicken salad one of three new premium,salads at carl's jr,the next train on platform one is,succulent m s scottish salmon,perfectly pan-seared,ultra hd tv with trifle,the best ever from m s fruity compart,and tons of vanilla custard,i just can't wait to get home to,cauliflower,bubbling in mature cheddar sauce,classic,m s detroit pizza with smoky sausage and,pulled pork bits and a tree cheese combo,this is not just salmon,this,is m s salmon drizzled in a rich,hollandaise sauce,this is not just food,this,is m s food,dig in,hi this is fabio and i'm trying to make,some really really,yeah sexy fries,pizza,egg sandwich,you can dip your apple in a caramel,sauce,gently,it's very creamy it's very buttery taste,and a cheesecake,hey man do you ever wonder what we taste,like hmm what do you mean you know the,ketchup the mustard with all this stuff,on us we gotta be pretty tasty,did you did you just take a bite of,yourself actually yeah i'm pretty,delicious,you just did it again,pops hot dogs hot dogs done right,so that's when i said know your honor,you're out of order is is he okay who,cares he's an asshole,go fuck yourself here you go,yourself nice comeback,pops hot dogs hot dogs done right,so,you
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If Shark Tank Was Asian
If Shark Tank Was Asian
last time I see hold this peak I still,with my ex-wife,hello I am a professional Asian CEO of,failure management to daily we have uh,Branch out into the fashion field,investors have you ever been shopping,outside and you run out of space in your,bag we have discovered the solution and,virtually broken the laws of fear six,okay we have identified the problem,and we have,removed the bottom,say you want to go to the supermarket,you grab some stuff but it's too much to,hold well not for the infinity back,it don't weigh anything else,that's right we've cracked the laws of,physics okay say you're you're going to,the gym you want to bring some clothes,you know to changing too of course it's,so trouble to hold with your handwrap,well pop it into your Infinity back,it won't weigh an extra Punk don't want,to hold your phone at a concert no,problem,fully taken care of see this uh there's,a very new solution that we are the,first thing we also branched out to,other field Nathan can I have you up for,a demonstration,our failures are very important you know,those those things you call children uh,go ahead put this brand new line of,infinity backpack on we know that,children carry so many Backpackers they,need to get the a well that causes back,problems with infinity backpack,yo you are guaranteed to not have any,extra weight how does it feel it feels,great exactly okay thank you you can,keep the back and go go down inside it,is a problem now I think you'll keep it,straight back but I don't think you'll,keep your straight eyes,with a very high profit chill okay my,own China has a factory what do you pay,your uncle,he's five years also we legally don't,have to pay him oh okay I'm going to,like that child labor my favorite does,it work on my,um on my ex-girlfriend's emotional,baggage uh even better it works on your,entire ex-girlfriend we make a,no problem it's like a sleeping bag you,know you you take you take your,girlfriend out you open sleeping bag you,say get in no problem last time I see,hold this pig I still with my ex-wife,it sounds like um your mother might have,put you in an Infinity bag when you're a,baby,that's why I got the idea,okay so I would like to ask a 50 million,dollar for two percent of the company,I'll do it for one percent,what,thank you Nathan today,hello misters,does anyone here have a cousin your,parents are always comparing you two yes,sir,well this is your ideal cousin oh,looks handsome,yeah the 5.0 GPA unweighted he's a,doctor engineer lawyers rocket scientist,and the CEO finder,Works 26 hours a day that's average and,he also plays a lot of instruments,including all of them,very basic how are you supposed to,compete against this,if only you had a cousin that was a,terrible influence now introducing your,cousin cool for a one-time purchase you,can buy me,so that you can compare yourself to your,cousin,these are my academic achievements,use it for marketing use it for um,for for for,for,Consulting I would use it for this,thank you oh wow so how much are you,asking for it actually depends on the,customer's salary so like for example,how much is your yearly salary two,dollars well it cost you two dollars I,need the calculations okay if you want,to model I I don't like that has to be,like at least my four percent how many,cousins can you serve uh how much your,volume you have,one,oh yeah I could um could make more,so you pay money to buy you Uncle Roger,gonna pass I'm not in the human,trafficking business,okay,money for Asian kid actually nacho I can,do other things though I could make,iPhones I could you could make iPhone,yeah yeah child labor attached to you,yeah why did you say so okay see uh here,at failure management level we really,need failures so uh I think you're,fantastic,thank you,hello investors I am the CEO of,beijing.com here at Beijing Kong we have,crafted an energy drink that helped you,study and also take you down memory lane,if there's anything that growing up,Asian tastes like,it's emotional damage so introducing,emotional damage the energy drink,emotional damage is the MSG of energy,drink my son used to listen to cardi B,after emotional damage he now listen to,cut the a plus this drink put my,therapist out of business this tastes,like my son's acting career if you give,this to your children they will move out,next week it also is a very suitable for,gamers when enemies see you,daytime this is emotional damage the,true Taste of growing up Asia,yes I am so excited to tell you that I'm,partnering up with gamer Subs when I,first tried them it amazed me how much,you actually reminded me of growing up,in China a lot of you guys know I'm a,huge gamer and this reminds me of,sneaking out of my house and going to,internet bars as a kid if you know what,I'm talking about you are a legend this,drink has zero sugar zero calories,tastes great delivers energy and is also,cheaper and healthier than soda we are,even doing a caffeine free version as,well gamer subs and I are so confident,you guys a
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We Bought Cheap Garbage from TikTok
We Bought Cheap Garbage from TikTok
check,my hands gonna be dust,yo,here's the story about the simple office,and the simple office called cold ones,yeah max take it away,today we're open,we were browsing tito i saw a couple of,weird chinese products pop up and i got,to thinking what would it be like if we,bought those products and reviewed them,on cold ones,bats he's spinning what's this champagne,wine bottle beer dispenser spray gun,fountain bottle beer ejecting feeding,flirt gun this is your sign to get a,boost blaster for this summer,that's illegal,why i can't do that that's like spitting,off a high-rise building yeah but it's,beer,ah,hey get scott,i'm covered in beer five minutes into,the video,oh my yeezy's man all right get me,someone stop start well that was,effective oh waste the money i've just,done this it's funny,rehabilitation robot gloves seems like,something you should not trust tick tock,with i'm kind of excited,what,in the powerpoint,so does that assist with them doing that,motion okay all right this looks,like the actual power glove it looks, awesome but it sort of looks,like something that someone made in like,their garage it made a funny spark when,i plugged it in okay whoa what the ,oh my god has signs gone too far,well let's walk that's quite scary,that's quite scary turning it up wow,what the nah that's up can,you make it do something that's hurting,my hand's gonna be dust actually no it's,not oh whoa whoa what the ,does it feel good it feels weird picture,this i'm 80 years,old i'm trying to pick up this ball so i,press the minus button on the machine it,extends my hand i put it over the ball i,press the plus button oh oh oh oh oh oh,is that here yeah i have a go no,what does this do,oh it's for your back why is he got egg,on it okay you're hopping is it,comfortable is it for like support maybe,it's support i think the point is that,the eggs don't break when you lie on,them because it's so squishy okay max,ready your buttocks,watch them immediately break okay here,we go chinese magic trick,is that a crack,what sit on them i don't think that's,basically sit on them is that part of,the thing sit on them slowly,oh my god,no way what if that works for me too oh,oh mommy,let it go,get these off the table all right chad,what's next, so you take the things you load,them in it's like a nerf gun of some,sort,okay they've got sticky things on the,end you shoot them at people how do i,shoot this thing,no shoot go shoot oh,oh,oh,oh come on the shot looks great,that was a cool item all right next,egg okay,oh kiwi fruit why they put a egg,on it i don't know okay peels eggs kiwi,fruits tomatoes tomatoes apples are,gonna put a human child on that oh,that'd be so great,oh that's part of oh there's a second,product do we have that oh we do,all right you ready is it doing anything,ah let's go,okay i love that why is it doing that,why is it whoa it just went in for the,kill look at that this is my favorite,part to eat that's delicious chad,i don't really like the skin i'm not,familiar it's not even skin look this is,the part you double did,all right,okay when are they bringing this to the,west,i like how little was wasted there give,me that,everyone peels potatoes right that's,like a pretty common thing,forbidden spaghetti,is anyone else eating a potato,raw please,god,that can't be good right,maybe you've hardly touched your raw,tape yeah,no it's all right more property for me,then,larger airpods large airpods do you,reckon they'd make a left and right one,would that be pokemon that would both be,right you remember that old meme hey,watch out he's got airpods in yo let me,put my airpod in you'll have to speak up,i've got my airpod in,oh my god they have large airport in,they can't hear us,what's wrong with their regular airpods,wait what this blows bubbles the is,that i'm turning mine on,scott that scared me,i feel like i'm in a peaceful chinese,village,carving a bamboo table,while my grandson watches next to me i'm,watching netflix,chad no no no no no no no no no we still,got one more airpod left,chad,i want to see what was in it what do you,think a speaker oh god forbid i i broke,something but when you break stuff it's,funny,okay hold on now,all right next what is this i can't read,chinese it says food chopper you gotta,love my nuts,okay potato okay okay this kind of looks,good,ish,the tip of my is gone,i'm getting it i'm getting it oh look at,that eating slices of carrots look at,that it's amazing oh it's so well sliced,that is so much effort yeah i'll try an,apple,man that don't fit try another,thing try another thing no no no no no,no no,okay that's something yeah i'm a genius,feed it in for me like you want me to,push on yeah i feel like there should be,something in the top that pushes it down,wait a minute,wait a minute,ah,oh my god that's amazing look at those,danky little thin cut pieces,i'll put everything in this now and try,it potato nice yeah now i had some cat,little potato carrot apple,you're gonna cut it it looks ,mangled wh
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Aging is NOT Allowed on TikTok
Aging is NOT Allowed on TikTok
trick or treat,it's a trick all of these have machetes,in them,hey guys and welcome back to a tween,jobs,my name is Chad Chad and it's Halloween,or it's around Halloween when I'm,filming this I don't know if it'll be,posted by then because deadlines are,spooky,but today we're going to be talking,about the spookiest thing of all aging,that's right today we're going to talk,about how youth is fleeting and how you,will never ever be as young as you are,in this moment in time ever again,I'm sorry have some candy,don't have candy it makes you old this,may ReSound with a few of you but I have,never been as worried about aging as I,am until I downloaded Tick Tock so add,yet another thing to the list of,problems we can blame that app for on,Tick Tock there are dietitians,estheticians dermatologists all telling,us if we don't eat 12 pounds of raw kale,for breakfast every morning our small,intestine will sue us for negligence she,tried to kill me and the thing is we,didn't even ask for the advice in most,cases it's not like real life where you,have to actually go to the doctor's,office and seek an expert's opinion,you're just sitting on the couch with,the laundry that you were supposed to,fold 2.5 hours ago and now someone is,telling you that if you sleep on your,side you'll get chest wrinkles and if,you sleep on your back you'll get cheek,wrinkles ideally you should sleep,straight up and suspended in the air on,a nice comfy meat hook this kind of,content kind of goes hand in hand with,the clean girl trend on tick tock,foreign,if you don't do all those things you are,a stinky dirty girl even if you're not a,girl I don't care you're a grimy little,dirt girl and you probably eat worms and,blue cheese mean girl is not really a,trend though it's more a type of,Lifestyle content like the liver king or,people with those really intense morning,routines that are like I like to wake up,before the sun because the sun is lazy I,am better than the sun I'm stronger,faster brighter and I have more gas and,if we don't have time for a 19 step,morning routine that's kind of on us we,should make the time by using today's,sponsor this video is sponsored by,hellofresh I've been a customer of,hellofresh before I even started making,YouTube videos they're the world's,leading meal kit company that sends all,the fresh ingredients you need to make a,delicious meal right to your door it can,take away a lot of the stress that goes,into meal planning because you don't,have to make any lists and the portions,are pre-measured to the exact amount so,that there's little to no food waste as,a visual learner I appreciate that the,meals come with step-by-step,instructions with example photos so you,can kind of keep up with what your,ingredients should look like during each,stage each week you can select the meals,you want you can also change the amount,of people you'll be feeding and schedule,delivery to whatever works best for your,schedule I've still been trying to eat,less meat so I usually go with the,veggie options every step lets you know,what you should be prepping while other,things are cooking so it's all very time,efficient which is great for when you're,in a rush or just very very hungry this,turned out really well it tastes amazing,and it made my house smell even amazing,or if you want to check them out using,my code Chad Chad we'll get you 65 off,in the U.S but no matter where you are,there's a special discount using my link,because it is valid internationally,thank you to hellofresh for sponsoring,today and let's get back to the video,obviously one of the first things you,can do to avoid aging is by eating,healthy I'll show you what I ate in the,morning but here's my milk raw of course,with cream on top of course raw eggs for,myself as well for energy and nutrients,and then I get work done for a few hours,then I get a couple more eggs before me,and my dog go outside and move our,bodies,obviously I'm not a nutritionist so this,could be good for you but do you like,yourself does this spark Joy does it,spark anything other than stomach cramps,don't drink coffee in the mornings drink,egg don't even talk to me until I've had,my cup of salmonella I'm joking wouldn't,be in a day in the life if we didn't,include my dog's food you know your meal,choices are a little bizarre when I,can't tell if you're about to feed that,raw beef to your dog or to yourself then,I go ahead and prep some grass-fed,pasture-raised beef liver practically,the only supplement that you need I eat,this every day one to three ounces both,it was both it was you and it was the,dog pasture-raised chemical free sirloin,and eat with my dog,don't do a jolly little dance that meat,is so raw you need a plan B,there she is you're not wearing your,Halloween costume why are you not,participating mother I am deeply,concerned for this individual's,well-being she's going to have more,scurvy than a pirate,another technique that you should,Implement into your anti-aging routine,is to stop
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when you recognize a p**nstar in public
when you recognize a p**nstar in public
no it's not a stamp it's an nft grandma,okay and it's worth a lot of money all,right everybody wants this mojo jojo,i i gotta go my right arm is tingling,hey,oh hey i shouldn't have said hi that's i,didn't need to do that,you just have it you have a good day i,know you um,no,no i just i know you,you know,you know why i know that you know oh my,god were you my postmates last week no,am i dressed like a postmates truck,driver maybe just a little bit um,it starts with the p,though oh my god from devon's party last,week we were wasted,um i think we're,no no um,uh party,uh what are the initials of devin's,party dp,anything,no dog park dog park,close,dot,doggy park that's right with all the,leashes you were there uh,no,uh i should know the gym right,you're one of the bigger guys in there,no but but the guy in the video yeah no,he was like much bigger than me and like,both ways,oh that's right do you do maintenance no,you were working on the plumbing right,with the big pipes oh god come on that,was it right,yup,why would you have that footage stupid,why would i say that you're acting a,little weird,you're acting weird i'm normal which is,a normal thing to say because you said,that i'm not normal are you sure you,don't do maintenance very sure very sure,oh,the laundry mat that's right yeah there,we go uh close,washing machine yes there was somebody,stuck in the washing machine oh no stop,bro i'm caught in the washing machine,brother that's right you're kevin son,yup,i remember you from the barbecue last,week you're eating all those hot dogs,right yeah are we on set for new videos,right now is this you're choking on them,oh okay somebody oh wish i didn't hear,that it's too early to hear that oh yeah,maybe that was me,and you know how i get around hot dogs,you know where the nearest porta potty,is she wants to go like plan a tree and,i'm like that's great but i'm wearing,balloons,trevor,hi,how do you guys know each other god damn,it,isn't that the question of the day,we go way back,so back all the way back okay i'm gonna,i'm gonna see you later okay cool,so weird you're really really,just gonna make me say it huh okay,say what i bajogged that blast i bopped,that back bit i choked that chicken i,gave the five knuckles shuffle i created,that cheese i nuttered that butter i,crossed the t's and dotted the eyes to,those skies i decked the halls and my,balls i filed my taxes i put my balls in,overdraft i drained the shaft i,oh i rubbed one out to your stuff on,pornhub so,you're a fan i've seen a video or two,i've seen them all,i gotta go,this feels illegal,all right i'll see you tonight well not,you but a version of you all right,movie magic baby it wasn't actually my,dog it was banana
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I Bought the First 5 Things TikTok Advertised to Me
I Bought the First 5 Things TikTok Advertised to Me
hello my friends and welcome back to,another video,so i ordered from the first five ads,that i saw,on tick tock now i've done these kind of,videos before where i buy from ads but,it's always been,from like facebook and instagram and,tick tock ads,tick tock ads are weirder at least at,least for me and what the algorithm,shows me,definitely more random like they're kind,of all over the place we have a little,bit of everything as you'll see,in this video like i'll get an ad for a,cute sweatshirt and then the next ad,is for your very own pet ball of moss,complete with,birth certificate i mean both are right,up my alley honestly maybe,tick tock just knows me a little too,well but uh let's get into it so the,first,ad that i saw and i've actually seen,these on tik tok,quite a few times before this video is,for jackpot candles and they,sell candles that have a ring hidden,inside the wax somewhere,that's supposedly worth between fifteen,dollars and,five thousand dollars and i feel like,this is a fun idea you know get a candle,and also get like a fun little,jewelry surprise in it but one thing one,thing that just stood out to me in this,ad as like,a little weird is the guy in the ad was,really,pushing the make money by getting an,expensive,ring aspect my fiance and i love tik tok,and so for my 26th birthday he got me a,mermaid daydream,jackpot candle mermaids are her favorite,and i thought it'd be cool,to try and see if we could win a lot of,money absolutely beautiful we absolutely,love this ring but more importantly it,was worth 20,and we're selling it that seems a little,weird to me like don't don't try to,trick people into thinking buying this,candle is some sort of,investment you're probably not gonna win,a bunch of money,and you should not buy this candle with,that idea,but it's a fun and unique idea on its,own like i'm already interested anyways,and also in the ad the guy says they're,going to sell the ring because it's,worth twenty dollars,but like to who does the website have a,buyback option are they gonna try and,sell it on like facebook marketplace or,ebay because i'm pretty sure,no one's gonna pay you 20 for that ring,anyways i clicked the link and the,website had a bunch of different scents,to choose from and you also,got to select your ring size which i,really appreciated it also noted,that the candles are made in the usa,from natural soy wax,and have between 80 and 100 hours of,burn time and pretty much all the,candles were listed for 24.95 which just,for comparison,most bath and body works three wig,candles are listed on the website at,24.50 and at least on the bottom of the,bath and body works candles that i have,because they don't list this on the,website,it says it has a burn time of 25 to 45,hours,so this candle seems like a pretty good,deal to me,so i got the eucalyptus one let's unbox,it give it a try and see if we're gonna,win,fifteen thousand dollars i haven't,filmed that part yet but spoiler alert i,i don't i don't think we're gonna win,fifteen thousand dollars,okay so it's the eucalypt descent renew,refresh relax,hand poured 100 soy candle that just,smells like straight up eucalyptus,it's not the best candle i've smelled by,any means it's not like,out of this world but it's not bad by,any means so this candle is obviously a,different,shape than the one in the tik tok ad,it's like much more,vertical it's a cylinder so hopefully,the,ring isn't like hidden at the very,bottom so i'm gonna start burning this,tonight and i'm actually gonna time it,every time i burn this candle,that way we can see what the burn time,really adds up to be,and i'm also excited to see what ring is,inside let's burn it,okay ignore my frickin olympic ring,of stickers my skincare headband but,i'm pretty sure i see the little,thing with the ring in it i've burned,the candle four times for a total of,about 14 hours,and 20 minutes and i'm just starting to,see a little,what i'm assuming is that wrapped foil,ring it looks like it did,in the the tick tock ad but i have to,say i think that 80 to 100 hours of burn,time,is pretty accurate i mean i've had this,going for,14 plus hours and we have really not,burned that much i'm,pretty impressed i really like the smell,of this candle i'll definitely,you know continue to burn it after i,take out the ring i will say,this candle isn't super like it's not,super strong smelling,i feel like usually with my other,candles if i light the candle it makes,the whole,room smell good this you kind of have to,be pretty close to it but when you are,close like sitting right here,it smells great it's just not as potent,i guess is the word,but here we go i got tweezers like they,did in the ad,oh yep i think that's definitely it oh,gosh i ripped open the foil,oh no man this is kind of hard to get,out geez,we got it friends we,we got it oh no we got half of it oh,gosh this is worst case scenario,oh i did this like the worst friggin way,possible,all right here is our ring,and also our redemption code 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i invoked the spirit of the late pope,francis to bless this video as a banger,i'm still alive you dumbass my bad,father gambling it's fun it's flirty,it's what insanely rich people do just,to feel something and it's what we're,going to be talking about today,specifically i want to cover gambling,apps specifically gambling apps ads,specifically gambling apps ads on tick,tock because these apps are so strange,in their advertising and i just need to,share with somebody and,all of my friends are busy so let's just,jump in with the first ad that made me,say,what the and we'll just go from,there,hey let her go inmate do the right thing,i'll talk to the warden and i'll get,your sentence reduced car's over there,you can use it to escape i need to,answer this phone call first this is not,a slot our system has detected that you,have just hit a grand jackpot of 1,billion in our game we have sent 1,billion coins to your account please,confirm if you have received it what a,billion but i didn't top up a single,penny don't worry there's no need to,spend a single penny,what the you see what i'm saying,she's in a hostage situation and just,had to answer this phone call from lots,of slots how did she hit the jackpot she,wasn't even on her phone does lots of,slots have a call center to reach,everyone that wins a jackpot on their,app what does 1 billion coins even mean,is that a lot for the app is that a,little i don't know i had so many,questions and so little answers so i,kept watching and if you're lucky you,can hit a jackpot with just 10 spins,with jackpots going up in the millions,where do i download this game i want to,play two,lots of slots tons of fun the escape,convict was so blown away by the app,that he lets his hostage go and gets,caught if you consider jumping on a man,as getting caught so i guess the purpose,of the ad was to show how crazy high the,payouts were that you'll just be so,rattled in a state of shock you have to,drop whatever it is you're doing because,a billion coins uh yeah take me back to,jail i need to play this game,immediately okay good job jimmy now just,make that final incision and if you mess,this up she will die oh geez okay uh,where do i make the cut hold that,thought i gotta take this call what sir,we're in the middle of surgery it's lots,of slots oh sorry my bad how much did,you win one billion dollars what's that,one billion coins oh my god that's,amazing oh she's flatlining believe,it or not that wasn't another lots of,slots ad you just watched that was me,doing a skit,though i get how they could look like,one in the same but this wasn't the only,weird strange bizarre ad that i've,collected over the last month because,apparently this is just a standard with,these gambling mobile apps with so many,different ones fighting for your,attention and where else but tiktok to,get these adhd stricken teenagers to,download your over-the-top dopamine,inducing slots app promising you,millions upon billions of coins those,are some big 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